A CHRISTMAS EVE TWITTERFEED
What the first Christmas might have looked like on Twitter...
@FirstWiseMan: Stars out tonight in brilliant night sky
@SecondWiseMan: RT @FirstWiseMan: Stars out tonight in brilliant night sky <--Don't forget to mention Bethelem
@3WiseMan: Three words to sum it up: We. Are. Astounded.
@FirstWiseMan: RT @3WiseMan: Three words to sum it up: #WeAreAstounded
@FirstPasserby: What's going on? Why are three wise men hanging around a stable?@SecondPasserby: Haven't you heard? Something is stirring, something's happening...
@SecondWiseMan: follow #WeAreAstounded for all the news!
@Miriam: The contractions are starting. He's coming!
@Joseph: If it's a girl, Jessica. If it's a boy, Jesus?
@LordsAngel: *eyeroll* Boy, Joseph, boy. Get your bearings, man.
@Joseph: That's what I was thinking, too, @LordsAngel! Just too excited!
@Miriam: Midwife! Come over here, quick! #WeAreAstounded
@MidWife: Hun, just you wait. Plenty o' kids being born tonight...
@Joseph: Is there a doctor in the house? #WeAreAstounded
@WhoFan123: RT @Joseph: Is there a doctor in the house? <--Doctor Who!
@Miriam: The Lord is my Doctor, I shall not want...
@MidWife: All righty now. Prepare the blankets, some warm water in a tub.
@SecondPasserby: You mean, He's coming? Now?
@FirstPasserby: Dude! Weren't you paying attention? #WeAreAstounded
@Miriam: (transmission encrypted beyond human understanding)
@Joseph: I knew it all along. A boy! We have ourselves a little boy! #WeAreAstounded
@Miriam: He could have been a girl, you know. #GaiaIsTheTrueDivine
@MidWife: The Lord works in mysterious ways. #WeAreAstounded
@God: Hark! Ye Herald Angels Sing!
@LordsAngel RT @God: Hark! Ye Herald Angels Sing! <-Off-key as usual ;)
@Miriam: Ahhhhhhh! Go forth! RT @God: Hark! Ye Herald Angels Sing!
@Jesus: I am who I am. Come all ye faithful. #learnedtweetingearly
@Miriam: Look what I have done, My Lord! #WeAreAstounded
@God: We -- What We. Have. Done. #humankind
@Joseph: Amen to that. #immaculateconception
@4thWiseMan: One world, one race, one people, one king.
@ThirdWise Man: @4thWiseMan You're late to the party, as usual
@God: One God.